![]() ![]() I’m going to show my congregation that God wants them to have the faith to make a faith-based investment in my mortgage. He walked on the Sea of Galilee to show his people the faith he had. Jesus walked on the Sea of Mediterranean. The last thing he wrote in his diary was his burning desire to tell his congregation that God wants them to be wealthy, and he wanted to raise money by performing a modern miracle. “I’m just surprised he was trying to walk on the stuff.”Įvidence points to Reverend Osteen trying to replicate Jesus’ miracle of walking on water. “This isn’t the first time money took down a minister,” said Sergeant Andrew Canard. Reverend Osteen’s remains were finally found. The Ferrari, Aston Martin, and all the Benzes were still in the garage.”Īfter searching the rest of the estate, local police excavated the Olympic-sized pool full of money. “It’s not strange for Joel to feel the hand of God and go out into the wilderness for days and pray,” stated Mrs. Upon returning to their 20,000 square foot mansion the man of God was nowhere to be found. Osteen was away for several days in Las Vegas where she was ministering to their satellite church at the Golden Nugget Casino and Hotel. Reverend Osteen was reported missing by his wife of thirty-four years Victoria Osteen. ![]() The cause of death was by drowning under 9 feet of fifty-dollar bills. ![]() Houston, Texas – Megachurch minister Joel Osteen of Lakewood Chruch was found dead at the bottom of the deep end of his in-ground swimming pool late last night. ![]()
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